If you are suffering from a nervous disposition - don't check out the GC Blog

Does anyone want to start burning the furniture?

***checks Ray Mears site for advice***

Well, the Channel 4 documentary was on telly last night at 11pm. Next installment 14th at 11PM

I have to say the crew were not happy with CH 4's portrayal of our volunteers. The crew and fundraisers came across as a bit neanderthal.

Okay Staff has more tatoos than a tattoo shop, as does Billy but. They go to sea in raging gales without blinking an eye.

Barry Elliott is no longer Chairman and he comes across as a...

I'll let you decide....

And so we come to Monday. The big ugly reset button in time that steals away the fun and the good vibes of the weekend and snaps us back to the status quo of toil, work and general dullness that is the world of work. What we need on a day like today is a musical pick-me-up.

So here you go.

You're welcome.

The works of L. Ron Hubbard are on course to last millions of years. Shakespeare's are not. But fear ye not: over at my blog we've a cunning plan...

Okay, so it's a year since I tried to nut a tree at 60MPH We call it a Geordie kiss.

Did it knock more sense into me or have you seen signs of a quirky, sometimes idiotic man who has clearly lost his marbles.

Anyway my leg, arm and knee are alot better. I'm taking up ballroom dancing and javelin throwing just to build up the muscles to where they were before.

I think I'll look lovely in my sequinned frock - do you not?