Okay, I admit it. I do find, female violinists very attractive. Watching This Week tonight on the BBC has reminded me of this.

Am I being a bit silly I wonder. I've often requested the wife to take up the fiddle but she said, "I'm not accounting for everything I spend you idiot."

Bum bum.

Ha, I love her the way she keeps me in check. Anyway, her housekeeping accounts read like Robert Maxwell's book on accountancy. So, back to my point....

Watching the news I could not believe the man who gouged out the eyes of his girlfriend. She looked beautiful before this heinous crime which I think is worse than killing her!

In my heart I believe the state should give him as punishment the same as he gave the mother of his children. Gouge out his eyes and then let him suffer the same fate as his poor girlfriend sitting in jail for 30 years.

Sadly it prob wont happen and he'll be out enjoying life after 5 years or...

Guess what?

No I didn't get a personality for Xmas and no I didn't win "The Husband of 2011 Award."

No pretty simple really, as those of you who follow my boring ramblings, I broke my knee, my leg and my arm, smashed my teeth up and banged my head.

Well.. (Cue the drum roll.)

I went to the beach today and walked with crutches, 200-300yds

I am chuffed, as you can imagine all the blue rinsers were coming up with...