So I'm working from home now. Got up this morning and came over with a panic attack thinking I was late for work. Then a voice in my head said I was already there - phew.

So I got up, had a coffee, checked emails and spent a couple of hours editing the Fourth Reich.

Picked the wife up from work at 12 then headed to the garage. Now as you know I have this as my workshop but there's a big red button on the wall. When I press it the whole room moves downward. I headed...

So everyone knows I call my wife the Ball and Chain. This goes back to my 'Stag do,' where my mates clamped a real iron ball and chain to my leg.

The Bar Stuards let me go home with it fitted. Under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol, I tried to hacksaw it off, nearly ending up with one leg during the attempt.

I eventually went to sleep with it attached to me leg so hence the nickname. To be fair, she laughs at it.

Anyway to be serious for a...

The Compton's new publishing company is being setup as we speak. (details coming soon)

We're thinking of doing an anthology of 15K stories x 8 in Ebook format and paperback. I'm thinking only Chrons members to be invited to write them.

The deal would be the publishing company would pay all costs - editing - cover art - printing etc etc. The authors would receive 50% of revenue, split equally between the 8.

I will be setting an advertising budget as well....

Okay, so it's a year since I tried to nut a tree at 60MPH We call it a Geordie kiss.

Did it knock more sense into me or have you seen signs of a quirky, sometimes idiotic man who has clearly lost his marbles.

Anyway my leg, arm and knee are alot better. I'm taking up ballroom dancing and javelin throwing just to build up the muscles to where they were before.

I think I'll look lovely in my sequinned frock - do you not?

See her post here

You're not getting away with this that easily