I was watching the child birth doc on Channel4 and the woman about to give birth was quite emotional.

The pain is equivalent to getting a juggernaut through your front door - it needs a serious amount of structural re-arranging!

Anyway, her husband burst into tears as the little fella popped his head out. The midwife's eyes filled with joy, the mother bubbled, I started crying, even me tatoos were crying.

What a marvelous thing I thought, then I remembered...