So here I was minding my own business. It was 9am and as well as having a nice cup of coffee on the go, I was burning some waste in my garden.
Someone knocked at the door.
Well I am one of these people who hate unannounced callers, so I opened the door and stared at a Captain Manaring type who stood there with his wife. He held a book in his hand.
I glanced at it and I could see it was God related. He started rabbitting on about his religion and how...