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The Curse of the Beige strikes again...

Posted 7th May 2012 at 11:09 PM by Gary Compton
Updated 7th May 2012 at 11:55 PM by Gary Compton

So I was on the field today walking the dogs. I was minding my own business when man approached me. He said he worked for the RSPCA and thought it appropriate to tell me my dogs were overweight.

Well I thought, you cheeky bas**rd. He had more chins than the Chinese telephone directory and had obviously been in charge of the pie factory in his previous job as he'd clearly eaten all the stock.

Well you can imagine what I told him to do. Most of which is not publishable...
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It's nice to be loved...

Posted 4th May 2012 at 12:21 AM by Gary Compton
Updated 4th May 2012 at 01:00 AM by Gary Compton

Okay, picture this, lights in my living room are off. TV on, laptop on and I'm watching election results. My Basset hound, Murphy jumped on the settee and rested his front paws and chest across my lap.

So the Wife, bless her, is asleep upstairs, as is daughter. Son has left home a while back. Harvey, the other Basset has gone to bed with Mam.

So back to Murphy, he moves his head back and stares up at me. I could've sworn he puckered his lips. I moved my face toward...
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