A couple of poachers are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help."
"First, let's make sure he's dead.”
There is a moment’s silence, and then a shot is heard.
The guy comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”