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Old 8th August 2007, 02:32 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Re: Arya's last pov chapter AFFC

She keeps the Tears of Lys

In a pretty cabinet

Let them eat hot pies, she says

Just like Walder and his get.

A built in remedy

For Loras and Margaery

At anytime an invitation

Bronn won't decline.

Caviar and needlework

Sandor is such a jerk

Extraordinarily nice

She's a killer Queen

Dragonbone and Valyrian (pronouce Va-lee-ree-yen)

Stick 'em with the pointy end.

Guaranteed to blow your mind.

Anytime.


That's how I see... but then I haven't thought much about it.
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Old 9th August 2007, 01:17 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Lol. Nice song.
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Old 23rd August 2007, 08:32 AM   #48 (permalink)
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I may be looking for conspiracies in too many places, but I need to ask... Who is the waif?

In the three Arya chapters in AFFC, there is an unnamed character that Arya thinks of as "the Waif".

She is there when the "Kindly Man" greets Arya.

She and Arya teach each other rudiments of each other's language. Arya is frustrated that the Waif picks up the Common Tongue of Westeros far quicker than Arya learns Braavosi. The Waif admits to being thirty-six years old. The Kindly Man tells Arya the Waif's appearance (I take it he means height, i.e. her growth was stunted... I also take it that she can change her appearance like Jaqen) is due to poison.

The Waif teaches Arya about poisons. The Waif also tells Arya about herself.

In a nutshell, here are the facts about the Waif:
Her family was ancient.
Her family was noble.
She was an only child.
She was her father's heir.
Her mother died.
When she was six, her father remarried.
Her stepmother was kind until she had her own daughter.
Her stepmother poisoned her.
The healers of the Red Hand saved her life.
Her father brought her to the house of Black and White.
Her stepmother was killed.
She is pale and small.
She is now thirty-six.

Could this Waif be from Westeros?

Her age appears to be rougly the same as Arya's... she was probably between 7-10 when she was poisoned. She says she does not remember her mother. She learns Westerosi quickly.

If she left Westeros as a child and had been speaking Braavosi only for at least twenty-six years, then she'd have forgotten her native tongue. Perhaps it started to return when she spoke with Arya.

She is from an ancient family. She is her father's heir.

We do know that the laws of inheritance in the Seven Kingdoms favor the eldest son... except in Dorne where the eldest child inherits. Could she be Dornish?

The one thing I did not tell you is that the Waif told Arya that she lied about one thing... and then she said she lied about lying. Arya never found out if there was a lie in the story or not.

What could she have lied about? Her gender. Her stepmother's death. Her family. Her physicians.

If she can change her appearance ala Jaqen, then the easiest lie is about her gender.

I don't know what all this means. But the story sounds eerily similar to Sam's... and the Waif told this to Arya after Arya met Sam.

And something on Arya's blindness...

Arya goes blind after drinking the warm milk with some potion in it. We know this. But it's after she finally is able to see through part of the Waif's deception that she is blinded. Could the Kindly Man and the Waif have judged Arya ready to use her other peceptions now?
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Old 23rd August 2007, 09:09 AM   #49 (permalink)
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Potion is called blindeye (Tyrion chapter ACOK). It is posible that "Waif" is from Westeros. I guess that the good man is from there too.
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Old 24th August 2007, 12:07 AM   #50 (permalink)
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Just thinking out loud here...

Tywin, iirc from a Jaime POV, tried to marry Jaime to Lysa Tully... and Jaime mused that instead of him she ended up with a man as old as her grandfather.

Jon Arryn is characterized as an old man desperate at the time of Robert's Rebellion to get an heir. I seem to recall he'd been married before Lysa... how many times?

The two most ancient and powerful of the Andalish families in Westeros are the Lannisters and the Arryns.

Could Jon have had his second wife killed for poisoning his daughter? Ironic then that his third wife killed him. Could the waif be a possible heir to the Eyrie?
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Old 24th August 2007, 03:49 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Let...me...grasp...at...those...straws...
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Old 24th August 2007, 06:41 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Not much to grasp, TK. I'm just poking around... mayhaps I'll stir up something in your mind.
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Old 24th August 2007, 08:41 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Wait? You actually want to stir around in TKs mind and see what pops up? Seriously?

Youre like to get various Star Wars quotes coupled with 80s pop songs in some sort of bizarre Frankensteinien combination...but I digress.

To stay on point....this is as far a reach as youve ever made. So its probably the one thats going to hit. Theres really no way to support or deny it because its so far fetched.
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Old 25th August 2007, 06:10 AM   #54 (permalink)
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this is as far a reach as youve ever made.
More so than my Margaery is a Faceless Man theory?
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Old 25th August 2007, 08:57 PM   #55 (permalink)
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You were serious about that? That wasnt a joke?

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha......

I need to conspire....err breathe I mean.....bahahahahahahahahahahahaha....

Deep conspiring......bahahahahahahahaha

You just made my day...thanks Boaz
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Old 25th August 2007, 10:38 PM   #56 (permalink)
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I aim to please, Egg... though I was not really serious about Marg.
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Old 26th August 2007, 06:05 PM   #57 (permalink)
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I was rereading AGOT last night. Remember when Arya gets lost and overhears Varys and Illyrio? Just before that she blunders into the hall with the dragon skulls. There is hardly any light and Arya gets scared by the "monsters". As she runs on, she runs out of light.

If the room with the monsters had been dark, the hall was the blackest pit in the seven hells... but even when she gave her eyes time to adjust, there was nothing to see... She wiggled her fingers in front of her face, felt the air move, saw nothing. She was blind. AGOT - 342 (US paperback)

Just like her last POV in AFFC. She was blind. Under the Red Keep, Arya controlled her fears and did better in total darkness than she did in semi-light where she thought she saw monsters. Mayhaps, this is a foreshadowing of rapid progress that Arya is about to make.
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Wait? You actually want to stir around in TKs mind and see what pops up? Seriously?

Youre like to get various Star Wars quotes coupled with 80s pop songs in some sort of bizarre Frankensteinien combination...but I digress.

To stay on point....
If I can digress (because I have nothing else of worth to say but prefer to goof around), Aegon, I found the perfect song that is now stuck in my cavernous head and I hope it will now get stuck in yours and everyone elses:

Yoda by Weird Al Yankovick (sung to the tune of Lola by The Kinks)
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him for his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"

Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
but, I won't forget what Yoda said

He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray

The long-term contract I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
Oh with my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
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Thanks for making my point bub....I will now rest on my laurels.
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Old 27th August 2007, 03:56 PM   #60 (permalink)
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ha ha ha, cool song
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