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Originally Posted by Who's Wee Dug I heard from my folks that Falkirk infirmary has closed down Stirling is futher to go when your damaged.  will I be able to read about in the Herald at the weekend along the lines of man admitted to Hospital with a book lodged in a intimate place, police traced the culprit due to the imprint of a shoe on the victims posterior.   |
The emergency bit of the Hospital is closed, I had my out patient at the Proctologist there tho. It took a team of surgons 2 hours to remove that book, good job I didnt remove it from the packaging otherwise....paper cut!!!

Where in falkirk do your partents come from?