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Interference · 14th March 2012, 03:21 PM

That's brilliant

Ursa major · 14th March 2012, 06:40 PM

I thought it was a bit uneven....

Warren_Paul · 21st March 2012, 12:10 AM

People keep telling me the 'right person' will come along. I think mine got hit by a bus or something.

hopewrites · 21st March 2012, 12:22 AM

maybe you could become a doctor...

because patience are a virtue?

Warren_Paul · 24th March 2012, 06:26 AM

Men like what they see. Women like what they hear.

That's why men lie, and women wear make-up.

Warren_Paul · 1st April 2012, 08:35 AM

Keep calm, the Mayans were simply counting down to The Hobbit movie.

******

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the best defence.

branche · 19th April 2012, 11:28 AM

Brilliant!

alchemist · 20th April 2012, 12:04 AM

I'm really worried about my Parrot.
He keeps saying, "I can't go on, I hate my life".

My room-mate's too selfish to notice. He's always crying.

Gary Compton · 20th April 2012, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hopewrites

maybe you could become a doctor...
because patience are a virtue?

I haven't got the patients to be a Doctor

hopewrites · 20th April 2012, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary Compton

I haven't got the patients to be a Doctor

i'd loan you some of mine, but i doubt i'd get them back.

subtle implication that you are funnier than me... by way of the reference that laughter is the best medicine... not an implication that you cant be trusted to return what you borrow.

gully_foyle · 20th April 2012, 07:10 AM

A woman complains to her husband about her physician making sexually suggestive remarks. The husband confronts the doctor who shakes his head and says (censored)"No, I said she had acute angina!"

Gramm838 · 28th August 2012, 02:59 PM

I've been diagnosed with a new disease, called Sausagephobia.

I always fear the wurst.

RoninJedi84 · 30th August 2012, 07:26 AM

Why was six crying? Because seven eight nine.

Stephen4444 · 30th August 2012, 05:09 PM

What's the difference between Americans and the engines of the jets on which they travel abroad?

After they land, the engines of the jets quit whining.

Stephen4444 · 30th August 2012, 05:10 PM

A French in Paris ask one tourist:
- Do you want to hear one funny story about stupid Americans?
- Hey, guy, I'M AMERICAN!
- No problems, I can tell this story twice, if you don't understand at first.

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Interference Destroyer of Words Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,575 Blog Entries: 11	Re: Quick fire jokes! That's brilliant

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Warren_Paul Banishment this world! Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: New Zealand (Aotearoa) Posts: 2,466 Blog Entries: 10	Re: Quick fire jokes! People keep telling me the 'right person' will come along. I think mine got hit by a bus or something.

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Warren_Paul Banishment this world! Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: New Zealand (Aotearoa) Posts: 2,466 Blog Entries: 10	Re: Quick fire jokes! Keep calm, the Mayans were simply counting down to The Hobbit movie. ****** Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the best defence.

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alchemist Dehhh de de deh Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,401 Blog Entries: 2	Re: Quick fire jokes! I'm really worried about my Parrot. He keeps saying, "I can't go on, I hate my life". My room-mate's too selfish to notice. He's always crying.

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Stephen4444 Nikolai March 4, 1852 Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Alabama Posts: 183 Blog Entries: 3	Re: Quick fire jokes! A French in Paris ask one tourist: - Do you want to hear one funny story about stupid Americans? - Hey, guy, I'M AMERICAN! - No problems, I can tell this story twice, if you don't understand at first.

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