Hello and Welcome, Mr Man Who Likes Dieresis!
Glad you've stumbled in here. There are no exits!
Mwahahahahah!
Want a peanut? There are no so effects whatsoever. Nope, none at all!
*cough*
except you turn into Scalem's Zombie Slave *cough*
(Yes, everyone, Scalem gave me his nuts before he left

)
Hmmm... should I rephrase that sentence? Nah!