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Old 29th January 2006, 08:13 PM   #46 (permalink)
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is it a long fast grey thing that kills you when stuch in your eye????
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Old 29th January 2006, 08:16 PM   #47 (permalink)
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How about a WWII frigate?
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Old 29th January 2006, 08:17 PM   #48 (permalink)
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chris you crack me up.
even if not the solution "C" is looking for it fits
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Old 29th January 2006, 08:19 PM   #49 (permalink)
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i'll be baCK IN 10 its supper for me

the three parter... how does an elephant hide upside down in custard????
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Old 29th January 2006, 08:22 PM   #50 (permalink)
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i'll be baCK IN 10 its supper for me

the three parter... how does an elephant hide upside down in custard????
Paints the soles of it's feet yellow.
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Old 29th January 2006, 08:24 PM   #51 (permalink)
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the three parter... how does an elephant hide upside down in custard????
Paints its nails yellow

The grey thing...I think is the long arm of death
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Old 29th January 2006, 08:32 PM   #52 (permalink)
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2nd part
how does an elephant hide in a pear tree???
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Old 29th January 2006, 08:43 PM   #53 (permalink)
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noone know????
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Old 29th January 2006, 08:47 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Ah, my elephants always hid in cherry trees (painting toenails pink)
Paints itself entirely yellow, and hangs from a twig by its trunk?

Or, in Switzerland, crawls into one of the glass bottlesthey've got hanging from the pear trees. (Williamine, a clear liquid distilled from pears, which burns with a clear blue flame, is traditionally put into a bottle with a ripe pear inside it - don't ask me why. This leads to plantations of bottle trees with pears ripening inside them. Howver, if there are any elephants they're hiding very well)
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Old 29th January 2006, 08:52 PM   #55 (permalink)
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aah well the answer is that the elephant paints its testicles green
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Old 29th January 2006, 08:52 PM   #56 (permalink)
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final part...
what is the loudest sound in the jungle
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Well, since they're obviously not ripe yet, it can't be an elephant in pear (or possibly pair) picking season?
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He who makes it, doesn't need it
He who needs it, cannot buy it
He who uses it, does not see it.

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Old 29th January 2006, 10:54 PM   #59 (permalink)
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its a coffin
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Old 29th January 2006, 10:56 PM   #60 (permalink)
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the loudist sound in the jungle is a giraffe eating a pear
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