Oh, that's not so bad, Brian. You should have seen the manuscript I got recently from a 68 year old dyslexic woman who thought she'd missed her calling in life. (The joys of having set up Sword Publishing!) She hadn't! Bless her heart, she meant well. Her story might even have read well in her mind. It was difficult to tell as there was little punctuation in it, and what little there was did not conform to any rules of English that I'd ever seen before.
