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Peter Graham · 17th August 2007, 06:11 PM

You scored as a Retired Buffoon

The Retired Buffoon is a creature of habit. Enjoying the comfort of a saggy old armchair, the Buffoon knows well the eldritch mysteries of pipe-smoking and cryptic crosswords.

Never happier than when writing hysterical and reactionary letters to the local paper about Council Tax, the Kendal one-way traffic system and the expense accounts of local authority nabobs, the Buffoon is blissfully unaware of the fact that his curmudgeonly old life is about to be cut short by a rampaging warband of Hobgoblins and Ogres. That's if he doesn't drown in claret or choke to death on a Werther's Original first....

Ex-Guards Colonel: 80%
Village Idiot: 60%
Neighbourhood Watch Co-ordinator: 60%
Sodden drunk: 50%
Bell-ringer: 30%
Ridiculous Northern stereotype: 30%

Regards,

Peter

PS: Is "Dungeons and Dragons" still in vogue? It's tremendous fun, as I recall.

17th August 2007, 06:11 PM	#29 (permalink)
Peter Graham Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Cumbria Posts: 419	Re: What D+D type are you? You scored as a Retired Buffoon The Retired Buffoon is a creature of habit. Enjoying the comfort of a saggy old armchair, the Buffoon knows well the eldritch mysteries of pipe-smoking and cryptic crosswords. Never happier than when writing hysterical and reactionary letters to the local paper about Council Tax, the Kendal one-way traffic system and the expense accounts of local authority nabobs, the Buffoon is blissfully unaware of the fact that his curmudgeonly old life is about to be cut short by a rampaging warband of Hobgoblins and Ogres. That's if he doesn't drown in claret or choke to death on a Werther's Original first.... Ex-Guards Colonel: 80% Village Idiot: 60% Neighbourhood Watch Co-ordinator: 60% Sodden drunk: 50% Bell-ringer: 30% Ridiculous Northern stereotype: 30% Regards, Peter PS: Is "Dungeons and Dragons" still in vogue? It's tremendous fun, as I recall.