Hey Well, some people aren't made for TP. I've noticed it at school, with those girls who are reading things like Jacqueline Wilson (I tried to read one once, to make a friend happy, It was positively awful

) they've read the children's books like the carpet people, and maybe A Hat Full of Sky but they're not really into it. So you should decide for yourself if you should be shot or in any other way severely punished.
PS for those of you who chuckle. I prefer Mwhahahaha, but then again, that's my opinion.