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The end for each character:

Rand al'Thor: Due to his insane amount of luck, has a foursome with all three of his lovely ladies before the Last Battle, and then another after it. Lews Therin Telamon watches with glee. Eventually becomes the first ever King of Andor, with three Queens at his side. Master Gill of the Queen's Blessing was devestated.

Matrim Cauthon: Sacrifices his left eye to save the world... by throwing it at the Dark One in the Last Battle, momentarily distracting him to allow Rand to get all Ides of March on the Dark One's ass. Becomes known as Matrim One-Eye and eventually ascends to the throne of Seanchan.

Perrin Aybara: Loses his mind and spends the rest of his life running around with a wolfpack ala Elyas

Egwene al'Vere: Stabbed to death by Rand for a rampant amount of WoTism.

Nynaeve al'Meara: Eventually realised her secret lesbian desires for Moiraine. They retired to a life of hedonism and sapphic love in a small cabin in the woods of Andor

Moiraine Sedai: see above

al'Lan Mandragoran: Rebuilt Malkier, passed it on to his heir and then commited honourable Seppuku out of shame that his wife turned out to be a Sappho.

Elaida: Drawn, beheaded and quartered by the forces of the Dragon for being such a bitch

Elayne: Had much more sex with Rand, Min and Aviendha, then became Queen of Andor at Rand's side

Min: See above

Aviendha: See above

Shai'tan: Rand get's all Ides of March on his ass, then is left bleeding on the slopes of Shayol Ghul. The Creator comes down and makes him his bondage slave.