You could always go for something like:
Elfland, the land of elves
Then of course replace the second land and elves by something cool.
Okay this isn't helping is it.
Elfland, the pocketbook that just won't fit in your pocket.
Elfland, just a tad different from Ireland
Elfland, the human counterpart of manland
Elfland (warning actual novel may contain elves)
Elfland, know your enemy
Okay I'm sorry, at least my suggestions indicate that you can do far worse than what has come up already.