[Boaz]

Egg, Egg, Egg,

That thin air has limited the flow of oxgen to your brain. Hey, snap out of it!

Look, Shae must act jealous of Sansa. What does the de facto ruler of a country expect from his mistress? Should Tyrion expect her to be even slightly grateful for every scrap that he tosses her way? No. Every mistress must show jealousy... the minute she stops being obviously jealous is the day that her man starts to suspect her. Shae acted jealous to allay Tyrion's suspicions that she was more than his slut... in fact she was his father's slut. Tywin was the Hand, Tyrion was only the Hand of the Hand... maybe we could say he was the little finger... but he acted like the middle finger.

From now on my nickname for Tyrion will be Middlefinger.

I need to reread your thread "Everyone needs a conspiracy theory." But I ask you what good is only one conspiracy theory? Everyone needs at least half a dozen to properly be a functioning manic schizophrenic.

Edit:

Okay, I went and reread the enitre "Everyone needs a conspiracy theory" thread and all I have to say is... I'm a bigger flip-flopper than John Kerry. Whoever posted last will probably convince me to jump one way or another on the latest theory.

But all this reading and thinking makes me wonder if there is something that we've missed regarding Jon's background. We've postulated ridiculous theories for Hodor, Darkstar, Middlefinger, Margaery, Samwell, and others... What are we missing with Jon? It's so hard for me not to believe R+L=J.