[Kasterborous]

Originally Posted by HardScienceFan

I have a theory that the mangled corpses they recently have found in the Serengeti are attempts by elephants to get at poachers' gold teeth.
i mean, we go after their tusks ,right?

<Falls out of seat laughing>

The elephants are all over the world now, why, simply because airport customs have no ruling for elephants.
I’m sure I saw one the other day, it had its hood pulled up over its head so it was a bit difficult to tell, but you could here the chink of gold teeth in its pocket (strangely enough it’s the same sound coins make.)

The truth is out there……………….