[Adasunshine]

I've always liked Snape's introduction to Potions, it was executed brilliantly by Rickman in the film too... it's just his twisted loving caressing of the words...

"I don't expect you will really understand the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses ...I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death..."

Not humorous but still one of my favourite bits...

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