Ok here we go…. Eh hem…
I was driving through the treacle layer of planet wibble, astride my pigmy goat 'Derek', when I came across a wondrous sight. I said, "Woah Derek, look at this, a whole family of migrating paperclips!" Derek smiled at me (the only way a goat can) and said, "Yes Pete, 'tis truly marvelous, I have not beheld such an event since last Janmember eve…"
Ok there's some madness… maybe you all could chip in, we'll turn it into a manuscript and pitch it to potential publishers? Just an idea!
Thanks all for the warm welcome.