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Old 2nd July 2007, 09:58 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Re: How to Improve Torchwood

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Originally Posted by Coolhand View Post
Hey, congratulations Steven!
Is that pitch for the audio drama or for the second series? Looking forward to seeing what you come up with. Please keep us updated.

My own feelings about Torchwood are pretty well known, but hopefully the second series will take the staggeringly incompetent and whiny members of the Jack Pack and give them some training in the following three areas:

A: How to act like members of a cool special ops group rather than members of the Keystone Cops.
B: How to act like mature adults and not sulky teenage castoffs from Hollyoaks.
C: How to go on a mission without trying to get a leg-over from absolutely anything that has a pulse and an orifice. Especially if said owner of pulse and orifice is an obviously evil alien that’s going to double cross you.
You missed out one, Coolhand:
D: How to apply basic security procedures, including NOT taking strange objects home to play with.

Congrats, Steve! - can you keep us up to date if you get a heads-up on the transmission date/time?
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