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Anastasia · 23rd June 2007, 10:07 AM

"What the hell is that?" she protested, staring at the plate of pink goo before her.

"Lunch," replied the dinner lady. "It's the governments new nutritional standards. Free-range, organic."

"But its moving," she said.

"Like I said, Free-range."

"But it's got eyes..."

"Uh-huh. That'd be the organic."

"And it's looking at me! It's.... AAAAAAARGH!"

23rd June 2007, 10:07 AM	#55 (permalink)
Anastasia Genuinely Alien Visitor Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Cambridgeshire Posts: 67	Re: Hooks; let's write 'em. "What the hell is that?" she protested, staring at the plate of pink goo before her. "Lunch," replied the dinner lady. "It's the governments new nutritional standards. Free-range, organic." "But its moving," she said. "Like I said, Free-range." "But it's got eyes..." "Uh-huh. That'd be the organic." "And it's looking at me! It's.... AAAAAAARGH!"