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Originally Posted by Saltheart 
Why does he keep getting outsmarted by a teenager? Why doesn't he just get a pistol and go on a massacre, or why doesn't he simply shoot the boy, for god's sake!
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This reminds me of Seth Green's rant in Austin Powers. I never realized before that Voldemort is basically a Bond villain. Voldemort's elaborate plan to sabotage the Tri-Wizard Tournament was the equivalent of slowly lowering our hero into a shark tank or pointing a "laser beam" at his crotch. Voldemort is always surrounded by his trusty henchmen. Instead of stroking an ugly cat, he has his pet snake Nagini at his side. And tell me that Wormtail isn't a slightly taller version of Mini Me.