I also had trouble with the options ... I think LL would be a very interesting person, definitely worth listening to ...
... but first I'd have to give him a good stiff kick in the you-know-what.
LL was a crochety old fart, who thought he was G-d's gift to women. In every book, he has women falling for him right, left, and center. Even Hilda, who was not his type, ended up joining his harem. [I don't think he lost a single pursuit since Mary Sperling.]
Well, I don't find him attractive, and would not want to go to bed with him. And I think, once he got that through his thick skull, he would be interesting to talk to.
One woman's perspective
--Liz
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