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Originally Posted by HappyHippo Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the lost false teeth?
Indiana Jones and the Retirement Home of doom? |
LMAOL!!

Bravo!
In my opinion, the only way that Mssrs. Lucas and Spielberg can play this franchise out so that it doesn't descend any further into the realm of the ludicrous is for Indy to take a back seat from the role's traditionally physical requirements and mentor someone of the newer generation. An older, wiser Indy who uses his intellect more than his fists might be a more charming turn for the character. Of course, you can count on this
NOT happening . . . . they'll all probably spend their time (with Sir Sean Connery in tow - wheelchair and IV feed tube included) outracing fireballs and taking daring plunges from skyscraper rooftops while simultaneously delivering bone-crushing blows to the villain.