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Old 21st September 2005, 04:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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In the scientific world there is The Red-Shift Effect of Light - though for day to day living it is another matter entirely !

We should also have The Red-Light Effect of Traffic Lights : whenever you get lost while driving your car and desperately want a red-traffic light so you can stop and check your road directory, THAT RED LIGHT WILL NEVER COME. The light will remain green for as long as you remain lost. This effect also applies if you need a tissue from the glove box because there's something hanging out of your nose that looks like a special effect from a movie.

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Old 21st September 2005, 05:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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In the scientific world there is The Red-Shift Effect of Light - though for day to day living it is another matter entirely !

We should also have The Red-Light Effect of Traffic Lights : whenever you get lost while driving your car and desperately want a red-traffic light so you can stop and check your road directory, THAT RED LIGHT WILL NEVER COME. The light will remain green for as long as you remain lost. This effect also applies if you need a tissue from the glove box because there's something hanging out of your nose that looks like a special effect from a movie.

rosemary only women get lost men know where they are and where there going but just don't know how to get there
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Old 21st September 2005, 05:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Ah, but some women get lost for a special reason! I have a good map for you BTW - on how to get back to the other Forums
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Old 21st September 2005, 05:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Ah, but some women get lost for a special reason! I
Thanks. Now I want to get lost...
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Old 21st September 2005, 05:53 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Yes, and what a lovely dimple HE has
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Old 21st September 2005, 05:55 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Yep.
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Old 21st September 2005, 06:05 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Shame - it didn't say where abouts he was
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Old 21st September 2005, 06:08 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Didn't told you. Heard some hints : jungle, polar bear, tropical island and ***white sharks***
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Didn't told you. Heard some hints : jungle, polar bear, tropical island and ***white sharks***
Sounds as if he might be lost I shall have to get my map book out and go find him
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Old 21st September 2005, 06:29 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Wait, I'm coming with you.
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Old 21st September 2005, 06:48 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Bye everyone -

See you when we get back - if we decide to return, that is
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