Take the quiz: Do you know where your towel is? (Which Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy character are you?) Zaphod Beeblebrox (president)
Zeeeoow! Are you one seriously odd dude! You are Zaphod Beeblebrox, president of the universe and boy do you have some serious problems. You usually have no clue what's going on, have terrible personal relationships and are completely self-centered. Hahaha, no wonder you're my favorite!
Sounds about right