So here is a Hitchhiker's Quiz I found.
http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=10669
And I am:
"Marvin (the paranoid android)
Man do I feel sorry for you. You are one seriously depressed robot, whose brain is to big for the universe to cope with. You are constantly tormented by other people's stupidity which is probably the reason why you hate every damn thing. I prescribe some major anti-depressant pills or some new friends."
Anyone I have ever met could have predicted that outcome.