newbie alert?!

[NIM]

hellew people! jus been browsin thru all the threads an i like what i see!
so, here's me - liking very much pratchett, stephen king, mercedes lackey, david gemmel etc, etc. basically any fantasy!
not liking books that waffle, moaners, sane people(booooring!)

[nixie]

Hey Nim,you should fit in just fine,

[GOLLUM]

Welcome to my Parlour said the Gollum to the NIM MUWHAAA!!!....

Nice to see a new member join this wonderfully varied forum, enjoy!!....

[nixie]

Originally Posted by GOLLUM

Welcome to my Parlour said the Gollum to the NIM MUWHAAA!!!....

Nice to see a new member join this wonderfully varied forum, enjoy!!....

Parlour? Is the basement being renovated or something

[Culhwch]

Basement's full. I think he's installing chains on the walls of his parlour now...

Hey, Nim. Welcome to Chronicles.

[Trey Greyjoy]

Welcome Nim! Hope to see ya around!

[BINKY]

Yep, i'm another newbie......and i'm far from normal, dull, boring or sane...............
And if Gollums renovating the parlour with chains then i aint being stuck in the basement!!!! lol

[Culhwch]

Originally Posted by BINKY

Yep, i'm another newbie......and i'm far from normal, dull, boring or sane...............
And if Gollums renovating the parlour with chains then i aint being stuck in the basement!!!! lol

Despite popular belief, we do allow normal, dull, boring and/or sane people to join Chronicles.

God knows that's how I got in....

[Alia]

We want them sane when they come in... especially Gollum. Then we enjoy and torment their sanity... it's all the fun and joy of being here on the forum.

Basement's full. I think he's installing chains on the walls of his parlour now...

Basement is for the newbies... parlour for the rest of us.


Oh and after all that welcome NIM! Hope you enjoy your stay here! you maybe sane now but it won't last long. You won't find a sane person in the bunch, therefore none of us are boring. Right Gollum.

[sanityassassin]

welcome NIM to the general insanity

[Animaiden]

Welcome to the black hole of reason. Please keep all parts of your body away from the event horizon and you, and what is left of you sanity, should be just fine.

[cyborg_cinema]

Originally Posted by Animaiden

Please keep all parts of your body away from the event horizon...

Danger Will Robinson! Newb Alert! Newb Alert!

[Rosemary]

Greeting and Welcome to our 'friendly asylum urmm- home'
Just take care when wandering between Forums and Threads, there is a rather large problem with puddles of 'drool'
Oh and please don't worry about the pink fluffy slippers & folk that bite.

Just one little question before I let you go - ARE YOU A REVOLUTIONARY?

PS - How long do you have to be here before passing the 'newbies' test, Alia?
*Oh and do we have any more empty bottles ready for Nim's sanity?*

[Winters_Sorrow]

HI NIM & welcome to the forums.

[Rane Longfox]

Hi