Happy Birthday!

[I, Brian]

Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't
feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to
breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and
say "Happy Birthday" and probably a present for me.

Forget "Happy Birthday", She didn't even say "Good
Morning".

I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children
will remember."

Children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

I started to the office I was feeling pretty low.

As I walked into my office my secretary, Janet, said,
"Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday."

And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.

I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my
door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day
outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch,
just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've
heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't
go where we normally go; we went out to the country to
a little private place. We had two martinis and
enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know,
it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to
the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After
arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you
don't mind, I think I'll go change."

"Sure," I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,
she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by
my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all
singing Happy Birthday.

And there I sat... on the couch... naked.

[aftermath]

That is the funniest thing I've ever read!!!

[I, Brian]

Heh, try reading some of the others - plenty of gems about on the Humour board.