DAWN
I just wanted to tell you that Buffy won't be coming in today. She's really sick.
PRINCIPAL WOOD
Oh, no.
DAWN
Yeah, last night she was vomiting, and then this morning she was vomiting some more, and then, just when we thought she was done, she was vomiting again. (laughs)
PRINCIPAL WOOD
Yeah, we got that stomach flu going around.
DAWN
Her exact words were, "I've got stuff coming out of both ends."
PRINCIPAL WOOD
Thank you. That's very helpful.
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ANYA
(giggles, puts her palms to her cheeks) Did you see that? (walks forward) I actually made him cry.
XANDER
You were perfect. I was worried I overdid it with the whole "easy way, hard way" thing.
ANYA
No, you were great! And I wasn't sure if I should slap him, but then he made me want to slap him, so I thought, OK, slap him!
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ANDREW
(storms into the room wearing a white apron and a red and white checked oven mitt on each hand) Where the hell have you been? (crosses arms) This funnel cake is kicking my ass.
PRINCIPAL WOOD
Yeah, I hear they're tricky.
BUFFY
Robin Wood, this is...Andrew.
PRINCIPAL WOOD
(offers his hand) It's a pleasure. (shakes hands with Andrew)
BUFFY
Andrew is our—actually, he's our hostage.
ANDREW
I like to think of myself more as a (makes quote marks in the air with his mitted hands) "guestage."
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BUFFY
Andrew, we don't have a big board.
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ANDREW
I, uh, made it myself.
