SHAREWARE WOMAN free to install but everytime you want to use it you get nagged for money.
CPU FAN WOMAN - she blows well
TROJAN HORSE WOMAN Lets you in the back door
Java woman -write once run anywhere i.e platform independent.
DIRECTX girlfriend: She makes everything run correctly and completes the system, but needs constant updating. [/corny]
SCANNER woman: you can put something in her anytime, but you still have to turn her on before anything happens.