a new game

[The eleventh doctor]

Heres an idea, we'll all test our narrative skills here. Bellow is my introduction to a sci-fi story. You are all welcome to add bits, and soon we shall have a full novel!

A dark mist settles over the surface of the earth, in the year 500/25/*+210. What is left of the human race following the cease of world war three have no grasp of intellectualism, and have no explination for what this mist is, and where it has come from.

Take it from here......

[Azash]

the human race was obliterated by their own creation. In the midst of the third world war, a mass of nuclear bombs was launched and then in the deepest jungle, a new species evolved. It was a monstrosity, a race completly resilient to most weapons and faster than the cheetah. it was about 12 feet tall and had a big gaping jaw, covered in serrated fangs, its arms were like multiple katanas, and easily slashed through the heaviest of armour.

the ship esoognom 24 sliently floated through the mist, nut without the guidance of a skilled pilot needed to fly it, the ship aimlessly drifted deeper into the mist

[garreth Jacks]

As the pilot looked out the widow of the cabin he saw a dark shape in the clouds moving at alarming speed, then his eyes went wider as the item was a old car fly directly at him the pilot tried to move the ship but there was to much drag on the back of the ship. The car hit the side of the ship with an amazing force ripping the metal from the frame.

[don sky]

The pilot immediately punched the emergency field generator button to temporarily hold his ship together as he hurtled towards the Ground at breakneck speeds! However, the button jammed and he had no alternative but to teleport himself and the cargo before he crashed on the planet's harsh surface. After frantically punching in the coordinates, the pilot and the cargo were quickly teleported onto the surface of the planet, leaving the ship tyo crash in a mushroom cloud explosion! Dazed, he began to activate his communicator to transmit his location to the mother ship...

[Azash]

the mother ship said that he was two weeks away from pick up and that he would have to make do for now.

Searching through the remaining supplys, he found an abundance of mushrooms and twenty three popadoms.

He gathered up what he could carry and walked in the general direction of the mountains. Little did he know what danger lay ahead.

[don sky]

Trudging across the rough terrain he came face to face with THEM!They were the biggest, most gigantic Hamsters he had ever seen, holding Blade-like phaser rifles! After a brief guttural dialogue with then came to realise that the whole war had erupted over the mushroom trade between the Highly evolved hamsters and humans! The monstrous legend about them was nothing more than an illusion projected into the minds of unfortunate humans by these scionically(Projective telepathy) gifted Hamsters. For a price of the entire mushroom cargo he had , they escorted him to their base and proceeded to eat his mushrooms while they gave him Cabbage leaves! (talk about irony) Suddenly there was a loud crash, followed by the sound of explosions and phaser fire!

[Eradius Lore]

looking out into the blackness of the night, streaks of orange were streaking down from the sky. all around where the screams of dieing hamsters. the pilot unaware of the ship over head, was trying to free himself from his cell. out in the open with the rest of the captives, which he grudgedly saved where running out of the building for there escape, several prisoners started to drop behind from there mad dash, until even the pilot could not ignore what was happening, one of the captives shouted out, its the enterprise (queue star trek theme)

[don sky]

Then one of the guys in the giant hamster suits smacked him at the back of his head an said, "hey, that's not in the script, dummy". The protagonist rubbed his head in an embarrased manner and replied "Hey, I'd forgotten my lines and I've always digged Star Trek so I improvised the best way I knew how". The director shouted cut and the actors left for lunch. When they arrived and saw that their meal was made up entirely of mushrooms, the actor/pilot finally pieced it together and figured out that...

[The eleventh doctor]

...the world was now an unsafe place for actors, and that he needed a doctor instantly

[don sky]

As soon as the thought entered his head THE DOCTOR immediately teleported in front of him and told him the four fateful words that would change his life forever! "YOUR FLY IS OPEN". His strength left him instantly as he sagged to the ground in embarrassment! THE DOCTOR knelt beside him and whispered "Oh, sorry, I almost forgot to tell you. You're the CHOSEN ONE and you have to save the world and yadda yadda yadda...

[Eradius Lore]

and yadda yadda yadda...and yadda yadda yadda...and yadda yadda yadda...and yadda yadda yadda.... are you going to say anything but yadda yadda yadd, cryed the.....

[don sky]

THE DOCTOR then straightened up and sed in a stern voice,"I have a condition where I spontaneously burst into fits of yadda yadda yadda yadda... "SLAP! THE DOCTOR reeled from the stinging slap from the actor, and bellowed in a loud voice of fury, "OUCH! That stings!" Then in a calmer voice,"We dont have much time, lets teleport to the rebel headquarters where you'll...

[Azash]

face the evil one, the one who threatens...yadda,yadda,yadda...

[don sky]

SLAP! The sound reverberated throughout netherspace as they teleported to the rebel headquarters where the actor was to face the EVIL ONE! Upon arrival at the rebel base, they crept into the shadows and scoped out their surroundings so as to determine their next move. Then without warning, there was a loud bang and a simultaneous burst of bright light behind them which meant only one thing!

[Azash]

a loud bang and a simultaneous burst of bright light was behind them.

They ran for cover and disappeared down a drain adn disappeared in a sea of sludge