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14th July 2005, 07:51 AM
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| A God In My Own World  Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 172
| Re: Sob stories. Im from australia so send this. Mum, dad. It has come to my attention that a friend of mine from the internet lives in australia so i took him out drinking that was the expensive part, but then i found out that i have a $4000 dollar fine because hes a minor. Help me, otherwise there going to deport me and from seth's stories it is apparent they do things to people before they leave. Im not going to bore you with the details but i really need the bits they cut off. Please mum and dad. Help. Or just sent a ransom note, that could work. |
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14th July 2005, 04:10 PM
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| The Wicked Sword Maiden  | Re: Sob stories. Quote:
 Not much to eat there, so they might be tempted to take a nibble - although I'm sure they're vegetarians  Sure you want to risk that Cal?  Great idea though Alia!  | |
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15th July 2005, 01:34 AM
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| i see said the blind man  Join Date: May 2005
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| Re: Sob stories. arlight mate send this.*imagine an aussie accent* I was walkin' mindin' mu owwn buisness when suddenly these dogs attacked me. they were mean. they were vicious. THEY WORE FEATHER BOAS!!! To make a long story short I've got a broken leg a bullet wound and i'm near dying, but they operate on me 'till they get paid. they say it's goinna be over 3,000 pounds (do not specify how far over let them make that decsion). hurry i'm dyn mate. your prodigey ( your name here mate) |
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15th July 2005, 05:04 PM
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| The Wicked Sword Maiden | Re: Sob stories. Quote:
 A real hero!!Mean and vicious dogs with feather boas?? What are you on about iratebeaver? We have the dingo which has no feathers, the emu that does have feathers and extremely long legs and the koala bear who is either asleep or piddles on anyone close enough! | |
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2nd August 2005, 09:29 PM
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| White Wolf  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Greater Manchester
Posts: 2,011
| Re: Sob stories. I left my wallet in the phone bow, on the bus... Everything here is soooo expensive. I need money to keep in touch with you because I am missing u... any good? I was never proficiant with lying. xxxkyexxx |
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3rd August 2005, 05:58 PM
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| The Wicked Sword Maiden | Re: Sob stories. Dear Son, I have had a lovely time over here in America, stayed with a very special friend during winter. We were white-water rafting when I lost the AU$2000 return airflight ticket. I don't really want to leave as I am having a wonderful time but there are other things I have to do back in sunny Western Australia before I come back here. It's a long walk from Denver, Colorado to the coast, where I will probably have to work as a galley hand or even worse, a cabaret artist. You know how sea sick I get when I take the little dingy out for a paddle on the pond. I really need some help, son!!  If I manage to sail across the Big Puddle I could to walk into Melbourne but my black leather high heeled boots have got holes in the soles (oh poetry!). I suppose I could call in and see my Forum Friend while I am there. I wonder if he will let me have a corner of his Basement for the night and EVEN for free??????? I don't take up too much room and I am a nice person. I just hope he has cleaned up the puddles of drool and there are no pink fluffy slippers or latex hoses in sight. Please send via snailmail son, a rather large amount of money, or I might even have to go and work up in the banana plantations of THAT REPUBLIC Queensland. Son, I am sure they use whips up in that State, so I need help real fast. If you need a babysitter and as I'm the only Grandmother then you will HAVE to come and rescue me!!!!PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE SON............... (Sorry everyone, I sort of got carried away there!!!)  |
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6th August 2005, 07:13 AM
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| Moderator  Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Australia, Victoria
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| Re: Sob stories. WOW didn't miss anyone did you Rosemary...  Now Cal my friend, if you are in Melbourne at some stage I'd be more than happy to provide you with an alibi by ringing your folks and providing whatever story was required to get the necessary mullla....  Ferris Bueller eat ya heart out!!!!.... I can even provide you with a place to stay in my special basement and I promise I'll clean up any residual drool, Scout's Honour... Just think CAL, if you're here in Feb we could be in the same bookshop picking up Erikson's latest offering, you know you love it!!!!! |
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6th August 2005, 07:20 AM
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| Young at Heart  Join Date: Mar 2005
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| Re: Sob stories. Quote:
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6th August 2005, 07:33 AM
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| Young at Heart Join Date: Mar 2005
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| Re: Sob stories. Quote:
)Hey Gollum... I'm trying to PM you... and can't. | |
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6th August 2005, 07:51 AM
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| Moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Australia, Victoria
Posts: 9,194
| Re: Sob stories. Quote:
I have a special trap door for my VIP guests, so plenty of room I can assure you.. My Inbox is often full, seems like members think I might know something??... Try now to PM. | |
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6th August 2005, 08:15 AM
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| Moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Australia, Victoria
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| Re: Sob stories. Quote:
If you could PM Brian about this I'd be grateful... In short the answer to your PM is YES and Chronicles is No. 1 | |
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