|7th May 2012, 12:41 AM||#1 (permalink)|
Join Date: Feb 2006
A Pun Or Two...
From yesterday's Guardian:
I had a very happy childhood. Dad loved to put me inside a tyre and roll me downhill. They were good years.
The Canadian government has set up a lottery. Only for people in the north. You have to be Inuit to win it.
I love eBay. I've sold my homing pigeon eight times.
I phoned Seaworld the other day. They told me 'your call may be monitored for training porpoises'.
I've got a brilliant new guard dog. He won't let anyone in. He's a UK border collie.
You won't like me when I'm angry. I back up my rage with documented facts and sources. I'm the Credible Hulk.
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