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Old 21st April 2012, 04:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Two guys were out fishing on the lake when a hearse and funeral procession passed the boat on a nearby road. One of them stood up and held his fishing hat over his heart as the hearse passed. His buddy commented, "Gee, Harry, that was really nice and respectful!"

To which Harry replied, "Well, after all we were married 40 years."
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Old 21st April 2012, 04:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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An angel was flying past this stone statue of two young lovers embracing, so the angel bought the lovers to life and told them: 'You've got half and hour of real life ... enjoy.'

They dived into the bushes and the bushes were shaking and there was laughter and heavy breathing until, after 15 minutes, they emerged, all covered in leaves, giggling.

'Well, you've still got 15 minutes left,' the angel said. 'Better make the most of it.'

So the boy said to the girl: 'Cool! This time you hold the pigeon down while I sh*t on its head' ...
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Old 21st April 2012, 05:56 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Stoners, eh...?
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Old 21st April 2012, 07:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Stoners, eh...?
Damn! Missed a good opportuniy on the 300 word challenge. Pity ...
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Old 17th May 2012, 09:25 PM   #5 (permalink)
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An angel was flying past this stone statue of two young lovers embracing, so the angel bought the lovers to life and told them: 'You've got half and hour of real life ... enjoy.'

They dived into the bushes and the bushes were shaking and there was laughter and heavy breathing until, after 15 minutes, they emerged, all covered in leaves, giggling.

'Well, you've still got 15 minutes left,' the angel said. 'Better make the most of it.'

So the boy said to the girl: 'Cool! This time you hold the pigeon down while I sh*t on its head' ...
Ah, young love. I remember back when I used to sh*t on pigeons. Those were the days.
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