Penguin kidnapped...wah wah wah!

[Gary Compton]

Reports from Australia reveal a penguin was kidnapped against its will. Apparently it told police, "Wah wah, giv'ss a sprat, wah wah."

Police said a mysterious light shone in the sky and two caped crusaders, no not Batman and Robin but the new super-heros from down-under, Rupert and James came to its rescue. Well they haven't anything else to do now have they?

Anyway the penguin is now having therapy for getting to much exposure to "the Sun," and it's lying by the pool looking to the "Sky." hoping for compensation.

Wah, wah, wah

[Gary Compton]

Please note the time and date of the previous post. What does Gary do on a Friday night?

Yes that's right - he gets drunk. Can you tell?

Wah, wah, wah...

[Ursa major]

In order to avoid the presence of slippery slopes in World affairs, which is a constant danger, I've move this thread to the Lounge.

[hopewrites]

oh so now the penguin is lounging by the pool?

[Gary Compton]

You're quackers Hope.

Duh! That's a duck. Here's some Penguin jokes instead:

Wah, wah, wah...

Q: How do Penguins drink their cola?
A: On the rocks.


Q: What´s black and white and goes round and around?
A: A Penguin in a revolving door.


Q: Why don´t you see Penguins in Britain?
A: Because they´re afraid of Wales.


Q: Who is a Penguin´s favourite pop star?
A: Seal.


Q: What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
A: Starfish.


Q: Why don´t Penguins like rock music?
A: They only like sole.


Q: Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
A: Because they haven´t got any pockets.


Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.


Q: What do mother Penguins say to their children
before they go out in the dark?
A: Beak....careful out there.


Q: Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree?
A: Because they don´t wanna fall out.


Q: What do Penguins have for lunch?
A: Icebergers.

Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: Lost

[hopewrites]

how do you pronounce "wah"? and is it easier to say in a trombone?

[Ursa major]

Q: Which penguin played for Newcastle United?
A: Waddle.

[Gary Compton]

Aye - he had webbed feet when he played in the World Cup