Go Back   Science Fiction Fantasy Chronicles: forums > General > Humour

Humour General playroom for all humour and jokes.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Rate Thread
Old 15th April 2012, 09:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Shropshire
Posts: 4,124
Penguin Joke...

An old lady takes a penguin into a police station.

"I found it wandering and I'm wondering what I should do with it," she says.

"If I were you I'd take it to the zoo," says the policeman.

A few days later the policeman sees the old lady walking down the street arm-in-arm with penguin.

"I thought I told you to take it to the zoo," he says.

"I did, now I'm taking it to the cinema," she replies.
mosaix is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 15th April 2012, 10:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
Tails of the Unexpected
 
Gary Compton's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Northumberland
Posts: 1,667
Blog Entries: 88
Re: Penguin Joke...

Wah, wah, wah, wah!
Gary Compton is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 15th April 2012, 10:57 PM   #3 (permalink)
Laundress Extraordinaire
 
hopewrites's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 1,464
Blog Entries: 37
Re: Penguin Joke...

I wonder if they are going to see March of the Penguins.


Then after that March of the Brides would be playing at the local church I suppose.
hopewrites is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16th April 2012, 09:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
Senile Member
 
Bowler1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Greater London
Posts: 1,573
Re: Penguin Joke...

Corny but very good.
Bowler1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 06:23 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
SEO by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2 ©2011, Crawlability, Inc.