Are you a beige person?

[Ursa major]

If the top hat fits....

[Gary Compton]

Okay, so I am just chatting with the ball and chain and I was telling her about this thread and guess what she said. "Your'e kidding though. You are the beigeist person I know you idiot."

I think that could be a defining moment

[Moonbat]

So does it take one to know one?

[Ursa major]

There was a whole planet of them in Star Trek: the Beigeorans. (I don't know, but there was something rather camp about them.... )

[Gary Compton]

Why would you call me camp.

I'm sitting here in my pink flares, my Hawaiian shirt with a lion on the back and a packet of midget gems. I'm the hardest person you know - right?

[Ursa major]

There's no answer to that....



By the way, I'd have included the relevant link - you can try googling "beige oran" if you like - but I wouldn't want people to see me as a spammer.

[Moonbat]

in my pink flares, my Hawaiian shirt with a lion on the back

Possibly the hardest person to ignore, wearing brightly coloured clothes, are you over-compensating for your innate beige-ality

[gully_foyle]

I wait for the lights to change before I cross the road. I am beige. (Sometimes I will step onto the road just as it changes to the flashing red man, and once I twisted my hip trying to get back up on the footpath).

Bad news Gaz, we all turn beige as we age. Just like in Fitter Happier by Radiohead.

[Gary Compton]

***Calls hip replacement specialist for a quote***

[Ursa major]

Originally Posted by gully_foyle

...and once I twisted my hip trying to get back up on the footpath).

Sounds like you need the help of a professional to help cure you of this, someone who can sort out your mental processes. Someone like a hip-no-twist....

[Gary Compton]

Originally Posted by Ursa major

Someone like a hip-no-twist....

Brilliant Ursa - Joke of the year

[Gary Compton]

There's alot of beigeness on the forum tonight. We need something exciting to happen.

[kshRox]

Originally Posted by springs

And if I were to say yes? None apply but I do have a fairly boring, sedate life, and have been known to indulge in the odd scone.

With a dollop of just plain old vanilla ice cream?
shhhhhhh

[Alex, The G and T]

Cantankerous, obnoxious, nonconformist, Antidisestablishmentarianist.

I Question Authority, Spit in the Eye of the Staus Quo.

I am irreverent, irrepressible, and I refuse to conform. I am not a sheep in anyone's fold.

My head hurts, my feet stink; and I Don't Love Jesus. (tip o' the hat to Jimmy Buffet)

I will Haggle, Hunker, Bargain and Settle Up; but I will not "Touch Bases," "Do Lunch," or "Rub Elbows."

I don't Schmooze; I cut deals.

I will never do anything "24/7."

I Take no prisoners; I Beg No Quarter.

I yam whut I Yam; that's all whut I yam. (Tip o' the hat to Popeye)

Beige is for Hosiery. I don't understand why such hue would be called, "Ecru."


I Yam the "Jaundiced Eye."

[kshRox]

Originally Posted by Gary Compton

Okay, so I am just chatting with the ball and chain and I was telling her about this thread and guess what she said. "Your'e kidding though. You are the beigeist person I know you idiot."

I think that could be a defining moment

Well talk about the beige leading the beige!
Or the pot calling the kettle beige!