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monsterchic · 28th March 2012, 08:30 PM

What do you call an invisible robot?

R2-C Thru

Moonbat · 29th March 2012, 03:48 PM

What do call a talkative cross channel ferry?

C3P&O

Montero · 19th April 2012, 05:07 PM

How many Centauri does it take to change a lightbulb?
(Anyone remember the answer to that one.

)

Jammill Khursheed · 15th June 2012, 06:49 PM

Han Solo walked into a bar and said excuse me... It was admiral AckBAR...

Nobody will understand how many times I've told that joke to a room full of people and had to shout at them for not knowing who minor background characters in Star Wars are... Cos seriously, it's their fault if that's not funny, not mine

Jammill

kaal · 22nd June 2012, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Montero

How many Centauri does it take to change a lightbulb?
(Anyone remember the answer to that one.

)

Just one! But in the great old days of the Republic, a hundred slaves would change a thousand bulbs at the slightest whim!
(or something like that...)

Anathem · 3rd July 2012, 09:14 AM

Yo Mama's so fat, Jabba said DAMN!

jasminevincent · 25th February 2013, 12:41 PM

In today's news...32 more planets were found outside of our solar system bringing the total to 400. And..., not a sign of intelligent life, not even here.

Rodders · 25th February 2013, 05:01 PM

How many Jedi does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them, because they can't stand the dark side.

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