Who is the poshest on Chrons?

[Alex, The G and T]

Originally Posted by Gary Compton

Bloody hell you sound like Arnie Schwarzenegger

What is a tureen by the way?

It's a sort of a posh vat usually used to serve soup.

[Gary Compton]

We dont have VAT on food so usually use a bowl!!

[The Ace]

Well, my University German class sh*t themselves when I said that I read the, 'Daily Record,' and I was the token working-class oik in our crowd.

While my articulation once got me accused of being a Tory, my reply left no-one in a half-mile radius in any doubt as to the lack of wisdom in such a statement (three passing dockers fainted - after looking up some of the words).

[Gary Compton]

Dear me Ace, was the Scottish wind sweeping around your unprotected crown jewels below your kilt while the dockers fainted?

[Ursa major]

Originally Posted by Alex, The G and T

One famous week in 1974, I saw The Carpenters, on Wednesday, with my mother; and Black Sabbath on Saturday with my pals.

It's a wonder you weren't scarred for life.


(By the way, the tureen should always be shrouded in mystery....)

[Gary Compton]

He was, that's why he has a G and T after everything!

[Alex, The G and T]

Did you think that my avatar was digitally altered?

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Originally Posted by Alex, The G and T

Did you think that my avatar was digitally altered?

You mean you're NOT being sucked into a wormhole?

[Alex, The G and T]

Originally Posted by Ursa major

(By the way, the tureen should always be shrouded in mystery....)

Sounds like a Rowling title: "Harry Potter and the Tureen of Mystery."

[Ursa major]

Not a Harry Potter story. Surely, it needs to involve a souperhero of some sort.









(Though it would be best to avoid anything containing broth.... )

[mosaix]

Originally Posted by The Ace

Well, my University German class sh*t themselves when I said that I read the, 'Daily Record,' and I was the token working-class oik in our crowd.

While my articulation once got me accused of being a Tory, my reply left no-one in a half-mile radius in any doubt as to the lack of wisdom in such a statement (three passing dockers fainted - after looking up some of the words).

Very funny, Ace. Reminds me of Graham Le Saux forever having the reputation of being gay because he used to read The Guardian in the dressing room.

[Interference]

Port out, Starboard home - it's in Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang so it must be right - is only being sensible, not being posh. After all, who wants a tan, of all things?

[hopewrites]

I think I rode in a posh once.... maybe it was a porsh... letters confuse me.

Originally Posted by Gary Compton

Well having the benefit of my poshometer HB. I reckon you're quite posh but maybe not as posh as others and certainly not as common as me.

TEST

1) When did you last have a kebab at the same time as being as drunk as a newt?

2) When did you last play bingo down the club?

3) Do you have a season ticket to Stringfellows?

4) Have you ever been to a karaoki night?

1) the last time I had kebab it had lamb on it, were all out of newt...
2) just before I quite working at The Home
3) I dont get seasoned tickets to anything, I like my tickets a la mode
4) no but I know lots of people who wish I have... wait does hosting my own karaoki concert over skype to some fanbois count? if so then yes, that one time when I was depressed, lonely and susceptible to the requests of fanbois.

I hold no pretensions to poshness. I grew up upper white trash. we were on the right side of the tracks, but within a stones throw of them. I know because I walked them home from school for 6 years.
I polish my own silver spoons and all.

[Interference]

Originally Posted by The Ace

(three passing dockers fainted - after looking up some of the words).

I LOLled

Jolly gratified to make your acquaintance, Comrade Ace, old topper. It's not every day one gets to actually meet a real person



1) When did you last have a kebab at the same time as being as drunk as a newt?
Don't drink.

2) When did you last play bingo down the club?
Don't club.

3) Do you have a season ticket to Stringfellows?
Don't string.

4) Have you ever been to a karaoki night?
What's "night"?

[Mouse]

Originally Posted by Karn Maeshalanadae

No, we have "posh" in America.

I met an American guy in Greece. His name was Reed and he introduced himself: I'm Reed. I swear to God, for the first few days I thought his name was Ann-Marie.

We talked about 'posh' accents and he had never even heard the word 'posh' before. I had to explain it to him.