Okay.....I did download the episode even though I HATE watching in squintyvision.
Firstly.....I agree with Jack.......who the f*%&$k talks like that? I find it hard to believe that given everything the Goa'uld know about the Tau'ri, that they would still insist on talking as though we were all primitives and would be impressed by statements like: "Prepare to meet your doom!"
Oh puh.....leeeeease! You know? Anubis would have had far more impact had he stood there and calmly said "Look humans.....you've had a good little run for your money, but now it's time to call a halt to it. There's nothing you can do to stop me, so just give it up."
As for the penis bit......well, he did look like a penis when he was just standing there, until he raised his arms, then he looked like a penis with arms. More than that though......and I reckon Rowan will probably agree with me here......he actually looked a lot more like a middle eastern female dressed in a burkha and veils. We used to nickname them 'Guiness Bottles' when we were there during the Gulf War, but that might have been just a British squaddie thing. The thing is that we all know that those pesky humans are going to figure a way out of all this because the ensuing episode spoilers indicate it. If Anubis gets killed in the second part then this will also show that the producers and writers really do think that fans are gullible and dumb, because there's no way that guy would be where anyone could get him.
The scenes between Teal'c and boy.....were okay but the boy irritated the life out of me. And I'm not sure why really. CJ actually got to do some acting......way to go Teal'c!
Jonas....well, I found myself not minding the character at all. Okay, so he isn't Daniel, but then he doesn't pretend to be. I thought his great intelligence suspended disbelief a little, but his efforts to be accepted were feasible.
I think Sam looks tired and fed up. She needs to go and find a handsome, powerful System Lord, sink into his arms and get lots of sex. Maybe that will be the season closer. Anubis isn't a huge penis after all.....he turns into a handsome guy WITH a huge er.......you know what... and he carries Sam off to be his beloved. Although that ain't gonna happen unless she does something with her hair! Her hair looked as though she was constantly dragging her hands through it.
Jack....was...well....very much like my view of him....ruffled, confused, cynical, boyish and dumb all at the same time. Someone said there were S & J moments? Um....I think I missed them.
Ah well.....it was very much as I imagined it would be. We now have to wait and see if earth is destroyed (not!). Sam will pull some sort of idea out of her butt.....or she'll pull it out of McKay's butt.....or even Jonas' butt. More likely the latter and then Jack will accept him as a bone fide member of SG1 (I can hear Jobeth and Hat spluttering furiously even now, when they read this Hee hee! :evil: :evil:
