The Life-Hutch Hidden in the Void

[j. d. worthington]

Not so fast, wee bunny.... your shadow may be small, but it might at least make a titbit.....

Oh, and NO... you're getting warm with that latter... though one could also argue it is the center, rather than the edge, inner, rather than outer....

[HoopyFrood]

Call me small one more time and I am going to Hulk Out! Just a warning.

And my shadow would be like one of those fancy restaurant dishes. Not much on the plate, but positively teeming with flavour.

[j. d. worthington]

Originally Posted by HoopyFrood

Call me small one more time and I am going to Hulk Out! Just a warning.

And my shadow would be like one of those fancy restaurant dishes. Not much on the plate, but positively teeming with flavour.

And... this is supposed to deter me? Hoopy Bunny, when it comes to reverse psychology... "don't ever teach your grandmother to suck eggs".....

[HoopyFrood]

Oh, was I supposed to be deterring? Yeah, probably would be a wiser course of action, wouldn't it.

[No One]

Interesting. Why, just the other day I was in the company of someone rather...central...and rather...inner...

What was his name...? Rhymed with Bog-Sod-Off.

[j. d. worthington]

Mmmm... not "central", quite... more "pervasive". The one I refer to is "central"... there would be nothing without that one....

No, succulent one... not exactly the greatest tactical move... though such moves have had some success for a rabbit before....

[HoopyFrood]

Sorry. It's either this or quaking in fear. I could give the latter a go if you really want...

[j. d. worthington]

My, my, I never expected you to fold so rapidly... No, I think I've devoured enough for now. Time to return to that other void for a while... I shall be seeing you later... little bunny.... *quietly chuckling, the shadow moves back out into the void from which it came....*

[No One]

Originally Posted by j. d. worthington

Mmmm... not "central", quite... more "pervasive". The one I refer to is "central"... there would be nothing without that one....

No, succulent one... not exactly the greatest tactical move... though such moves have had some success for a rabbit before....

It's a small world I think. We ought to get lunch sometime.

A word of warning though, that rabbit is a devil of limitless power and cunning.

[HoopyFrood]

I said I could give it a go.

Aw, leaving so soon? But I'll feel lonely now. 'Cos I'm all alooooone....


*bats eyes* Me? Cunning? You say the nicest things, so you do.

Oh, hang about, if he's gone... *turns on an acme flash light, which is crushingly bright after so long in the dark* sweet merciful gods, my eyes!

[No One]

*In the beam of Hoopy's acme flash light appears Elmer Fudd, with twisted demonic eyes and fangs as long as fingers.*

"Let's be vewy vewy quiet. I'm a-hunting wabbits..."

[HoopyFrood]

*ears droop and eyes get big -- much like the picture to the left*

eep...

*switches off the flash light*

[No One]

*Evil Elmer's eyes are plainly visible in the dark, as are his fangs as he stalks the darkness...*

"Heeeere wabbit wabbit wabbit..."

[HoopyFrood]

Oh, hell's bells...

*plugs the end of his gun with a carrot and legs it away from glowing eyes as fast as possible*

[No One]

*There's an explosion behind Hoopy as a gun backfires.*

"Bad wabbit. Now I'm vewy, vewy angwyyyy..."