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Old 27th March 2011, 11:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Would you Adam and Eve it

The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets



Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every
Day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult
For us to remember how much you love us.'

And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who
Will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you
Cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be,
This new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in
Spite of yourselves.'

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.

And it was a good animal and God was pleased.





And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I
Cannot think of a name for this new animal.'

And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for
You, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.'





And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and
Was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail.





After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord,
Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks
And they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that

They are loved, but perhaps too well.'


And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who
Will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations,
So they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.'


And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.





And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes,

They were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.





And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.




And God was pleased..


And Dog was happy.





And Cat . . .




Didn't give a sh*t one way or the other.
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Old 28th March 2011, 10:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Nice one, WWD. (And so true.)
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Old 29th March 2011, 03:27 AM   #3 (permalink)
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ROTFL

Thank you for that, it gave me my biggest laugh in months
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Old 29th March 2011, 03:35 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Alternate title: Why dogs are better than cats
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Old 29th March 2011, 09:10 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Thanks for this ... it made my day and take it from The Cat, it is ABSOLUTELY true.
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Old 30th March 2011, 12:03 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Very funny , thanks for posting!

I do wonder why it's the cat that seems to run our house. When I come home it dashes for my chair and curls up pretending its been there for hours ; and of course I end up trying top find somewhere less comfortable to sit.

There's just something so WRONG about that....
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Old 27th April 2011, 01:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Ha, ha. It's funny because the cat flips us the bird. They are so smart.
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Old 27th April 2011, 02:40 PM   #8 (permalink)
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And the flipping birds keep eating my grass seeds
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Old 27th April 2011, 02:47 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Excellent WWD! Good to see you back in these threads again. (Okay, I've been missing a bit, but even so - great thread.)
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