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Old 3rd March 2011, 08:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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since all the good gender jokes are aimed at men in here...

A little balance seems in order, hehe:

A store has just opened in New York City that offered free husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

“You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors to choose from. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. Thinking she can do better, the woman continues on:

The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. She's impressed, but decides to try at least one more floor.

The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely Good Looking. “Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. “Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims. “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 71,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that you are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a Wife Store just across the street.

The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited....
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Old 3rd March 2011, 09:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: since all the good gender jokes are aimed at men in here...

*giggle*
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Old 4th March 2011, 12:25 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: since all the good gender jokes are aimed at men in here...

There's a reason for that. Calling men stupid is fine, calling women stupid is sexist. My favourite;

Common sayings of the sexes, (Meanings in brackets) Men;;

I'm hungry (I'm hungry).
I'm cold (I'm cold).
I could do with a drink (I could do with a drink (if he wants you to fetch one, he'll ask))
I'm tired (I'm tired).
Let's make some noise (let's make some noise).

*NB, while men constantly think about sex, it's pretty obvious when they actually want to do something about it.*

Women;
No mere male can ever hope to keep up.
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Old 4th March 2011, 05:18 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: since all the good gender jokes are aimed at men in here...

Very nice. i've decide years ago I'd just live by myself anyway. I do't need some women nagging me into doing things and telling me what to buy. I've had enough of that.
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