 You Might Be A Redneck Jedi!
...if you've ever said: "May the force be with y'all!"
...if your Jedi robe is camouflage.
...if you have ever used your light saber to open a
bottle of Bud Light.
...if your X-Wing is primer-coloured.
...if you know what Ewok tastes like.
...if your land-speeder is up on blocks in your front
yard.
...if you think the worst thing about Dagobah is "them
dadgum skeeters!"
...if wookies are offended by your B.O.
...if you have ever used the force while fishing
and/or bowling.
...if you have the doors of your X-wing welded shut
and you have to get in through the window.
...if you kinda think Jabba the Hutt has a pretty good
handle on how to treat the chicks.
...if you've ever heard someone say: "Luke, I am your
father... and your brother!"
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