The Tea Room (Renovated)

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Originally Posted by No One

Gah!

*falls on his arse and picks himself up, righting the chair*

I've had quite enough of your pranks Karn! Siggy, seize him!

*Siggy just stands there, glaring at No*

Oh right, only with regard to Jim...dammit. All those deaths of the other Siggy's has seriously affected my right of command.

Siggy doesn't scare me at all. I'm a storm elemental with some command over fire and ice as well as air, water, and energy. And none can hold me against my will. Except maybe in an enclosed box. *Bursts into vapor and floats into the rafters*

[HoopyFrood]

But...but...*her hands are already pulling out her towel*

I need my towel! I might as well be nameless, otherwise!

Is this 'cos of the apology? You want a damn apology?




In other news, the curse has worn off, woot.

[No One]

Karn - why'd you think I never retaliate when you assault me!? Elementals aren't exactly my specialty. Somewhat out of my league. And frankly, I wouldn't want to put the new Siggy at unnecessary risk

*Reaches out and takes the towel from Hoopy*

You had your chance, Hoops. Let this be a lesson to ya. Don't worry, I'll take good care of it.

*Wipes his hands with the towel, blows his nose a bit, and stuffs it into a large coat pocket*

[HoopyFrood]

My...towel... *Slumps to the floor*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

No worries, No.



Actually, I've never done anything all that bad to the residents around here. I've ruined rooms a few times, but personal pranks tend to be relatively harmless. Especially considering what the tea rooms used to be like.

[HoopyFrood]

Fine. *Scrambles onto her knees* You want your pleading forgive apology? Is that what you want? I can see you mean business now. Taking a towel from a Hoopy Frood...

[No One]

*Rubs his eyes in disbelief*

Am I seeing this right? Am I hearing this right?

Um, well yeah! I do want an apology! I think it's only fair after all. And I promise to give you your precious towel IF it's better - substantially so - than "Sorry old chap!".

[HoopyFrood]

Fine.

*Coughs*

*Straightens somewhat*

No One, I'm so-

What the HELL do you think you're doing. Don't you bloody dare apologise! Gods, this is why I shouldn't ever mix with you, you're a damn wimp.

*Gets to her feet*

And YOU. *Points at No* Stealing a HoopyFrood's towel? You're a damn idiot. *Barrels into him, yanking the towel out of his pocket, and starts strangling him with it* I'll teach you to lay your dirty hands on it!

[No One]

Argh! What the hell!? Get...gah!...off!

Sig...*choke*...iggy! Get her...*wheeze*...off!

*Siggy laughs and doesn't move*

Take the...*huff*...towel! And the antidote...*gag*...take it!

HEEE...*wheeze*...EEELP!!!

[The Ace]

Oh great ! Now we have Angry Hoopy too. Let's get out of here, Freda.

[No One]

Gah! Karn! Slow!...*starts turning an unhealthy shade of blue*... Where!?

ACE!! *choke* Heeelp!

Sig! Agh! Dammit...*gasp*...

[HoopyFrood]

*Continues strangling No for a while longer* You don't tell me what to do. I don't need your damn antidote.

*Unravels her towel from around No's neck* Not worth stretching it on your scrawny neck. And no way is there an apology for Hallowe'en. Far too much fun. One of my better ideas. Wimpy didn't like it, but she never does.

But next time you think you'll get 'pleading forgiveness' from Hoopy while I'm around, you'll be doing some pleading of your own. When I shove my towel down your throat and floss you from the inside.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Been a little while since we've seen you, AH.



*Yawns and lounges out on the couch* I wonder if my hologram can work yet?

[No One]

*Struggles for air, coughing and wheezing, slowly gaining some semblance of a more usual colouring. Meanwhile, Siggy V could almost seem to be in danger of laughing himself to death.*

*No speaks in a course, broken voice...*

A...apology...accepted...

*...before practically passing out.*

*Siggy walks over and dumps No rather unceremoniously onto a recliner.*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

*Sighs and shakes his head* Alright, one side. *Pushes Siggy away rather unceremoniously and slams his fists onto No's abdomen right below the chest*