The Tea Room (Renovated)

[HoopyFrood]

The last one died pretty quick.

*Pokes out a few more bricks, then the old concrete gives out and the entire lot falls in* Gah! *Ducks and covers*


*Once the bricks and dust settle, shoves blocks off her, coughing* Jeez...

[sloweye]

*looks on*

Dag nab it!

*Makes the floor in front of the door boggy

[chrispenycate]

Originally Posted by No One

Evenin' all!

Blimey, this light! Say Mr. Chrispy, could you at least attach a dimmer switch?

It's not as if that damnable Hoopy is around...

*dimly sees and hears the crumpling brickwork coming from the cupboard*

Ah. Bugger.

The light of creation is not easily reduced, except by time. I could try running it through a smaller hole.

But ultimately it's entropy she's fiddling with; the darkness, like the moss, are mere side effects. The heat death of the universe in an airing cupboard. A few trillion years too soon.

She's probably got something going with TEIN.

[No One]

Pfft - well I assure you that Siggy 2 is much more highly resistant to metaphysical energies.

Oh, you'd turn him to dust eventually, but he'll last for many hours before that happens. So hah! Go ahead. Make my day...

...punk.

[sloweye]

*Grins...... Gives sigyII a mighty powerful hand gun*

[HoopyFrood]

*Frowns*

*Then wilts* Yeah, all right. I'm tired, I haven't slept for a while, I'm all dusty, and I'm fed up of all this light...

[sloweye]

*Frowns suspiciously*

[No One]

*Siggy 2 looks at the gun as his armour investigates further. Seemingly unimpressed, Siggy crushes the weapon like a paper cup*

Er...I don't think he "got" it, Slow . He really doesn't need to have weapons anyway. He is weapons.

But oi, Siggy! How many times do I have to tell you? She's over there, in the darkness - not the light! Yeesh.

But aw, poor Hoops. Look on the bright side eh...at least your frikkin' arm isn't rotting off!

[HoopyFrood]

It isn't going to rot off, don't be so dramatic.

*Droops against the wall* Gah.

[The Ace]

Why Nice Orange one wear dress ?

Why Nice Orange One do anything, Freda ? You've known her long enough, surely.

[sloweye]

*pokes at Hoopy's arm with a stick*

Doesn't look healthy!

[HoopyFrood]

*Snatches the stick, which starts withering, and snaps it over her knee* No poking! *A little bit of darkness edges out over the bricks as she does so*

[No One]

Hmm, she is fatigued. Worth the risk methinks. Siggy Mk II - seize her!

*waits...nothing happens*

Sig...what're you doing!?

*Siggy 2 is facing squarely into the ontological light, his armour seems hyper-active, trying to comprehend the source...*

[HoopyFrood]

*Snickers* Well, the first one was better trained, at least.

[The Ace]

Throws a flash grenade into the cupboard, just for the hell of it.