The Tea Room (Renovated)

[No One]

*A normal sized, de-furred, NO climbs in through a window*

Blimey, it's a jungle in here. Purdy.

Ooh, violence...

*sits back and watches*

[Lenny]

*An emu decked out in fairy wings and adult-nappy prances into the room, blowing a bird-shaped whistle*

I once met a girl from Sweden,
Who gave me the love I was needin'.

*With a pirouette, he dances into the middle of the room and begins throwing old, browned rose petals into the air. In one corner of the room, foliage begins to shake and slowly take the shape of a sofa*

We met on the train,
And kissed in the rain.

*In a graceful movement, the emu leaps towards the now entirely visible sofa, spins on his feet and backflips onto its cushions. As he slowly disappears from sight, he lets out a small sigh*

Then I found out she was a man...

*Silently, the sofa slinks back into the foliage and fades out of view*

[HoopyFrood]

Originally Posted by Lenny

Then I found out she was a man...

Hope you didn't let that minor detail get in the way.

"Nobody's perfect".

Anyway, was thinking about you earlier, young Lennis. No Valentine's Day animation?

[Lenny]

No animation again this year, I'm afraid. I brought my graphics tablet back up to Uni, but I'm yet to order the cables I need to connect it all up.

[nixie]

Thank goodness some one has got rid of the rowan, tea please

[The Ace]

Wanders in, looking a bit glum, "Hi Nixie. It's done now, but I hope it never happens again. Burning a rowan tree is something no Scot does lightly, tea please, Septimus."

[Harpo]

Tea for me too please, Septimus. Lapsang Souchong.

[HoopyFrood]

*pops in for some tea and etc*

*preens the plants*

[Harpo]

Originally Posted by HoopyFrood

*pops in for some tea and etc*

*preens the plants*

etc???

This is a family-friendly place!

[nixie]

quickly tidies tearoom, pats the walls. Don't worry mayhem will return. I promise.

[The Ace]

Someone say my name ?

Freda enters, Tangle on her head.

[nixie]

Hugs Freda

[nixie]

Poor tearoom, sets of whirl wind to cheer it up

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

*Wanders in with Kirby close behind*


For the last time, NO, Kirby!


"Paiyo!!!"

Just because Dreamland is in trouble does NOT mean I'm going to go there and fight King Dedede for you. Septimus, I need some Pepsi please.

[The Ace]

A voice calls from the rafters;

"Down in a minute, Karn." The sound of heavy sanding is replaced by hammering, "If you see Freda, tell her I'd appreciate a little help with the harness."